Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead!

This is a party page for the death of Diana Fowley. We here at the AFML are delighted to see The Fowl One finally extinguished from The X-Files. So take a look around, pick what you want from the food menu and join in some funeral songs. Most importantly however, before you enter the partay, please pay your last disrespects to The Fowl One, and sign the funeral guestlist. Thanks. Have fun and enjoy!

Come grab some partay food!

Come, have some partay food with us...

Sunflower seed bread	Peanut butter sandwiches	Popcorn
Carbo Boost & Carbo Bars	Bagels with cream cheese (and not the good cream cheese, the light stuff)	Cocoa cookies
Twinkies	Chips and HOT salsa	Twisted Pretzels
Sweet Potato Pie

Potatoes	Ribs with Barbecue sauce	Chaco chicken with Bee-harvested honey
Livers	Live Crickets	Lobsters
Dead Cows!	Fresh bones	Hot Dog
Pizza with Chloryl Hydrate

Rocky-road Ice-cream	Ice-cream sunday with extra cherries	Blue cotton candy/Fairy Floss with strawberries
Sara Lee chocolate cake w/vanilla frosting and M&M's (no utensils!)	Non-fat tofutti rice dreamsicle

Wine with cheese	Coke with digitalis	Iced-Tea	Orange Juice Concentrate and Vodka	Téa (ahem...I mean TEA
Tropicana Orange Juice	Rootbeer	Milk from a Milk Carton

N.B. This menu will also be presented at the Boston Iced-Tea Partay

Die Away 'Fly Away' by Lenny Kravitz* By Ashley I wish that you would die Get swatted like a fly So very high No one could hear you cry Put my mind at ease Drown in the seas Go anywhere, please! Oh I want you to get away I want you to die away Yeah yeah yeah Oh I want you to get away I want you to die away Yeah yeah yeah Get run over by cars Get burnt by falling stars Stay locked behind bars You can fall into the sun Watch you die You are finally done This was a lot of fun Oh oh oh yeah ! Oh I want you to get away I want you to die away Yeah yeah yeah Oh I want you to get away I want you to die away Yeah yeah yeah You got to get away You got to get away Oh oh oh yeah I want you to get away I want you to die away Oh Yeah!	The Bitch Is Done 'It's All Been Done' by Barenaked Ladies* By Fee I met you before the fall of Rome And I told you To let me go alone You were wrong It wasn't love You said fuck me I said fuck off CHORUS: Woo hoo hoo The bitch is done Woo hoo hoo The bitch is done The bitch is done, the whore I knew you Before the west was won And I heard you say The past was much more fun You go your way I'll go mine But I'll shoot you next time CHORUS If you put your fingers here And if you say "I love you, dear" And if you play the same old game I will just laugh and say CHORUS Alone and bored On a thirtieth-century day. Will I see you On the burning stake? Will I cheer? Will I smile? As you burn down to stale. CHORUS (2x)
Tomorrow 'Tomorrow' from the musical Annie* By Scully The sun'll come out tomorrow Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow she'll be gone Just thinkin' about tomorrow Clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow She'll be none When I'm stuck with a day that's gray full of Fowley I just take out my gun and shoot and say Oh the bitch will gone tomorrow For the Fowley's head is nothing but hollow Come what may Tomorrow, tomorrow I hate ya, tomorrow Death's only a day away...	Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead! From The Wizard Of Oz* Ding Dong! The Witch is dead Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead! Wake up - sleepy head, Rub your eyes, get out of bed. Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead She's gone where the goblins go, Below - below - below. Yo-ho, Let's open up and sing and ring the bells out Ding Dong' the merry-oh, Sing it high, sing it low. Let them know The Wicked Witch is dead!
*Killing Diana Fowley By Alli Ricky Martin's "Livin La Vida Loca" She's into doin' old guys. Conspiracies abound. She'd like to seduce Mulder. So The Truth cannot be found. She's into hidin' aliens. And buckets of lingerie. And if 'They' came for Scully It'd really make her day. She's got some strange obsessions, Such as stripping for sick men. So many ways to beat her down, And then do it all again! Oh it's got to be a sin! Turn her inside out! Killing Diana Fowley. Her hair ripped from her scalp. Killing Diana Fowley. We'll make it hurt so bad. Many wonder how we Think of so many ways Of Killing Diana Fowley - c'mon! Killing Diana Fowley - c'mon! We're Killing Diana Fowley! We'd like to poke her eyes out, And then remove her head. Set fire to her body That way we know she's dead. Some poision in her water And some hemlock in her food. It'd be so entertaining She's so goddamn awful lewd! Not to mention mighty rude! Alright! Turn her inside out! Killing Diana Fowley. Her hair ripped from her scalp. Killing Diana Fowley. Hey it's so fun to watch Many wonder how we Come up with all these ways Of Killing Diana Fowley - c'mon! Killing Diana Fowley - c'mon! We're Killing Diana Fowley! Love killing Diana Fowley	*Bitch Is Gone, Gone To Ricky Martin's "Shake You Bon-Bon" By Scully She was a desperado A slutty skanky ho We found the bitch was dead on the internet I feel a party coming You're dead Fowley! Bitch is gone, gone, Bitch is gone, gone, Bitch is gone, gone, Now we can have our Mulder Our one and only Mulder The day would come when you had to pay Don't say no, no Party my way, oh! Bitch is gone, gone Bitch is gone, gone Bitch is gone, gone CHORUS: Hola Amigas, Hola Amigas You can go burn in the fire We'll celebrate and party all day Don't say no, no Bitch is gone, gone Bitch is gone, gone Bitch is gone, gone Bitch is gone, gone You're a stupid Fowley, I wanna know your story In the Washington sun I wanna be the one That's gonna come and kick you, bash you Bitch is gone, gone Bitch is gone, gone Bitch is gone, gone Up in the Himalayas C'mon, we wanted to kill ya We'll celebrate and party all day Don't say no, no Party my way, oh! Bitch is gone, gone Bitch is gone, gone Bitch is gone, gone

This partay page is still undergoing construction. Come back soon for more and party decorations!

This page is also dedicated to my bestest AFML buddies! Thanks to you guys for being the best list, may the truth be in you all, and for all the guys, well may you be filled with Scullyness as well. ~Scully

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